Thoughts on what would happen if 20+ project managers tried to cook together.

  • Emad: http://dishcookingstudio.com/zf/public/site/ <-- this is where the offsite is starting
  • Jarita: oooh its fun. we went to something like that at my other job
  • Emad: oh yea?
  • Emad: 25 or so pm's
  • Emad: terrifying
  • Emad: 25 of us trying to delegate :D
  • Emad: ALRIGHT! WHO DID QA ON THIS????
  • Jarita: LOLOL
  • Jarita: I DID
  • Jarita: PASS
  • Jarita: PASS
  • Jarita: MEH
  • Jarita: PASS
  • Emad: It needs cinnamon
  • Emad: THAT'S NOT IN SCOPE!!
  • Emad: do you have budget for cinnamon?
  • Jarita: LOL
  • Emad: Can you chop the onions?
  • Emad: Sorry, I've been booked to grate cheese. Talk to the supervisor
  • Jarita: can you write up a spec of how to chop the onions
  • Emad: When do you need them by?
  • Emad: how many hours do I have for it?
  • Emad: 5 minutes? Genome only allows 15 minute blocks. I'll browse the internet for a bit. Kthxbye

On the topic of Gun Control

  • Robbie: i think i want to buy a gun
  • Robbie: to protect my family, of course
  • Emad: awesome!
  • Emad: do it
  • Emad: my suggestion is an AK-47
  • Robbie: naw, i was thinking about a glock
  • Robbie: so i can hold it like a gangsta
  • Emad: worrrd
  • Robbie: not that i want to look cool, holding a gun
  • Emad: you want to look badass
  • Robbie: well, if i happen to look bad ass as a result of getting a glock to protect my family from whatever, that's fine
  • Robbie: i'd be okay with that
  • Emad: get a sword instead
  • Emad: infinitely more badass
  • Robbie: a gun is more effective against those zombies
  • Emad: but the gun makes noise
  • Emad: thus attracting more zombies
  • Robbie: how about a cross bow?
  • Emad: that's sexy
  • Emad: how about a gigantic penis shaped club?
  • Emad: to beat people with
  • Emad: of course
  • Robbie: that is also sexy, in a deviant kind of way
  • Robbie: it'll get weird if the person you're be ating lets out the occasional pleasure moan
  • Emad: hahahaha
  • Robbie: i won't look cool holding that though
  • Emad: throw on some leather pants and grow a handlebar mustache. Nobody will doubt you then.

Whale problems

  • Lydia: I can't shake the feeling that something really terrible is going to happen really soon. Blehhh!!!
  • Emad: I can't shake the feeling that you're going to find yourself in a sea of whale sperm soon...
  • Lydia: 2012; They're Coming For You
  • Emad: The whales? I can have that effect on people.
  • Lydia: The whale SPERM.
  • Lydia: They're going to overtake everything
  • Lydia: just fucking giant sperm everywhere
  • Lydia: swimming through your windows
  • Lydia: and out of your toilets

#1 The Party Game

I’m not sure if I should be disappointed that I’ve never had this type of conversation with a relative or relieved…

Me: But that’s what I…um, so you said you found a game?

Dad: One I created a few years ago. It would be huge now.

Me: What kind of game is it?

Dad: I think it would be perfect for orgies.

Pause.

Me: I’m sorry. What?

My first cooking fail. Well. Not really. Too much carrot and way too much tomato sauce. Also need to make the stew thicker. It&#8217;s too soup-like right now. Maybe I should add sour cream?
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My first cooking fail. Well. Not really. Too much carrot and way too much tomato sauce. Also need to make the stew thicker. It’s too soup-like right now.

Maybe I should add sour cream?

I can’t WAIT for the spring to come around.  Whackbat is looking pretty amazing right about now.

In the meantime.  Who wants to go snowboarding?

I find eating to be very erogenous
Vinnie

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Happy 11/11/11 11:11

If you don’t know, someone else knows.
Lee Yuk Yin on not knowing which song to play next.

Japanese Weirdness of The Day

  1. While crossing a street in Shibuya, I was shoved hard by a fat Japanese man screaming “GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY THEN GET THE FUCK OUT MY COUNTRY” in a heavy accent
  2. I was hit on by an older Japanese man who clearly didn’t speak any English while eating my dinner.  He blew me kisses and even tried caressing my hand at one point.  I can’t decide if this was more awkward than the similar incident I had in Cambodia last year.
  3. Some of the adult toy shops in Shibuya tend to play a lot of very loud thrash metal.  There’s something unsettling about looking at a wall of bright pink fake vaginas while listening to bands like Slayer.