On the topic of Gun Control
- Robbie: i think i want to buy a gun
- Robbie: to protect my family, of course
- Emad: awesome!
- Emad: do it
- Emad: my suggestion is an AK-47
- Robbie: naw, i was thinking about a glock
- Robbie: so i can hold it like a gangsta
- Emad: worrrd
- Robbie: not that i want to look cool, holding a gun
- Emad: you want to look badass
- Robbie: well, if i happen to look bad ass as a result of getting a glock to protect my family from whatever, that's fine
- Robbie: i'd be okay with that
- Emad: get a sword instead
- Emad: infinitely more badass
- Robbie: a gun is more effective against those zombies
- Emad: but the gun makes noise
- Emad: thus attracting more zombies
- Robbie: how about a cross bow?
- Emad: that's sexy
- Emad: how about a gigantic penis shaped club?
- Emad: to beat people with
- Emad: of course
- Robbie: that is also sexy, in a deviant kind of way
- Robbie: it'll get weird if the person you're be ating lets out the occasional pleasure moan
- Emad: hahahaha
- Robbie: i won't look cool holding that though
- Emad: throw on some leather pants and grow a handlebar mustache. Nobody will doubt you then.
