Cold Brewed Coffee: What you need to know
3-4 oz coffee (by volume), 8 oz water - throw it in a mason jar, seal the lid, and shake it up. Let it sit on your counter for the next 8-12 hours. Strain out all the solids through a coffee filter. Water it down on a 1:2 or 1:3 ratio of coffee concentrate to cold or hot water/milk/poison. Do not add sugar. Muck about the coffee - water and concentrate until you have it where you like it.
It’s delicious, not bitter in the slightest, not acidic at all, and ridiculously strong.
1-2 hours later: ZZzzooooOOoooooOOOooooom!!!!!
COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!
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It’s 11am. Since 9am, I’ve had Two mugs of tea steeped to the point of tasting disgusting and a jumbo cafe mocha. WOOOOOOO!
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