On the topic of Gun Control

  • Robbie: i think i want to buy a gun
  • Robbie: to protect my family, of course
  • Emad: awesome!
  • Emad: do it
  • Emad: my suggestion is an AK-47
  • Robbie: naw, i was thinking about a glock
  • Robbie: so i can hold it like a gangsta
  • Emad: worrrd
  • Robbie: not that i want to look cool, holding a gun
  • Emad: you want to look badass
  • Robbie: well, if i happen to look bad ass as a result of getting a glock to protect my family from whatever, that's fine
  • Robbie: i'd be okay with that
  • Emad: get a sword instead
  • Emad: infinitely more badass
  • Robbie: a gun is more effective against those zombies
  • Emad: but the gun makes noise
  • Emad: thus attracting more zombies
  • Robbie: how about a cross bow?
  • Emad: that's sexy
  • Emad: how about a gigantic penis shaped club?
  • Emad: to beat people with
  • Emad: of course
  • Robbie: that is also sexy, in a deviant kind of way
  • Robbie: it'll get weird if the person you're be ating lets out the occasional pleasure moan
  • Emad: hahahaha
  • Robbie: i won't look cool holding that though
  • Emad: throw on some leather pants and grow a handlebar mustache. Nobody will doubt you then.

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