December 2010
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WatchSoundtrack to a Vacant Life by The Flashbulb
This is my soundtrack for tonight.
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On time and on budget
jarira: have you ever worked on a project thats been done on time and on budget
eMad: not once. On time, yes.
jarira: on time sure
eMad: on budget - never happened at ML
jarira: is that just an accepted fact of life? Do google PMs run projects on budget? I dont understand why all PMs suck lol
eMad: on budget is almost mandatory here
jarira: ok well so was my last place, cause it was an external client so you can only push it so far cause the client wont pay
jarira: so what you've actually spent on resources vs what the client paid you
jarira: But why are projects always such a shit storm and never run properly ... like seriously... wtf
eMad: murphy's law, mothafuckaaaa!
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Name that funk.
So, I sat down in my car and was overwhelmed by this smell that made me want to hurl. Looked around wondering what it was, and then I found the culprit. I accidentally left my old rock climbing shoes in the passenger seat after a particularly strenuous climb. Now my car smells like satan’s butthole.
They are now sitting in a shoe box full of baking soda, baby powder, and dryer sheets. ...
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Abortion is weird
jarira: There is a field Number of Fetuses ... ewwwwwwwwwww
jarira: fetus
jarira: LOL
eMad: Sounds tasty
eMad: You realize you're an unaborted fetus, right?
jarira: LMAO
eMad: don't make me abort you, biiooootch
jarira: you better go thank your parents
jarira: i know a few muslim families where their children were almost aborted cause they knew they were girls but they didnt. that's fucked
jarira: sorry to say, these people are now my friends, or my friend's siblings
jarira: like, grown people ... with jobs
jarira: and ... not .. aborted lol
eMad: they didn't ctrl+z my sister
jarira: my friends cousin almost aborted their child cause they're drug addicted but my friend's family ended up adopting the kid. she's 6 now
jarira: that's FUCKED if you think about it
jarira: she easily could have not existed
eMad: but she would have existed
eMad: as a blob of cells that would eventually resemble a human
jarira: but then youre taking it out of context, logically ..cause she never would've existed
“First time I had read the Bible
It had stroke me as unwitty
I think it may...”
– Gogol Bordello - Supertheory of Supereverything
“Dear Mass Produced Chili manufacturers,
Unless your product was cooked in...”
You need more excitement in your life
eMad: how'd he break his toe?
eMad: Tell me it was something cool - like wrestling a bear armed with machine guns
Maral: We were at a party Sat Nov 20th and they were all drunk, 4 guys decide to put the couch back in its place before we leave and one of them decides to let go halfway through and it fell on his toe
Maral: You need some excitement in your life... like a girl or something
eMad: ...or bears armed with machine guns