February 2012
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Thoughts on what would happen if 20+ project...
Emad: http://dishcookingstudio.com/zf/public/site/
Jarita: oooh its fun. we went to something like that at my other job
Emad: oh yea?
Emad: 25 or so pm's
Emad: terrifying
Emad: 25 of us trying to delegate :D
Emad: ALRIGHT! WHO DID QA ON THIS????
Jarita: LOLOL
Jarita: I DID
Jarita: PASS
Jarita: PASS
Jarita: MEH
Jarita: PASS
Emad: It needs cinnamon
Emad: THAT'S NOT IN SCOPE!!
Emad: do you have budget for cinnamon?
Jarita: LOL
Emad: Can you chop the onions?
Emad: Sorry, I've been booked to grate cheese. Talk to the supervisor
Jarita: can you write up a spec of how to chop the onions
Emad: When do you need them by?
Emad: how many hours do I have for it?
Emad: 5 minutes? Genome only allows 15 minute blocks. I'll browse the internet for a bit. Kthxbye
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Watchronworkman:
Workman tries things: Shrimp
So, my friends all find my diet basically absurd. If you don’t know, I eat like a little kid that never really learned better.
For example, I have almost never really eaten a fruit. Any fruit. No really. I can think of 3 times in my life that I attempted to do so. I remember in 3rd grade taking a bite of a cherry pie from McDonalds because my dad said I...
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Do nothing for two minutes →
I crashed and burned after 5 seconds
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On the topic of Gun Control
Robbie: i think i want to buy a gun
Robbie: to protect my family, of course
Emad: awesome!
Emad: do it
Emad: my suggestion is an AK-47
Robbie: naw, i was thinking about a glock
Robbie: so i can hold it like a gangsta
Emad: worrrd
Robbie: not that i want to look cool, holding a gun
Emad: you want to look badass
Robbie: well, if i happen to look bad ass as a result of getting a glock to protect my family from whatever, that's fine
Robbie: i'd be okay with that
Emad: get a sword instead
Emad: infinitely more badass
Robbie: a gun is more effective against those zombies
Emad: but the gun makes noise
Emad: thus attracting more zombies
Robbie: how about a cross bow?
Emad: that's sexy
Emad: how about a gigantic penis shaped club?
Emad: to beat people with
Emad: of course
Robbie: that is also sexy, in a deviant kind of way
Robbie: it'll get weird if the person you're be ating lets out the occasional pleasure moan
Emad: hahahaha
Robbie: i won't look cool holding that though
Emad: throw on some leather pants and grow a handlebar mustache. Nobody will doubt you then.
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Whale problems
Lydia: I can't shake the feeling that something really terrible is going to happen really soon. Blehhh!!!
Emad: I can't shake the feeling that you're going to find yourself in a sea of whale sperm soon...
Lydia: 2012; They're Coming For You
Emad: The whales? I can have that effect on people.
Lydia: The whale SPERM.
Lydia: They're going to overtake everything
Lydia: just fucking giant sperm everywhere
Lydia: swimming through your windows
Lydia: and out of your toilets
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“Just saw a new TTC train drive by marked ‘out of service’. I’ve got Chinese...”
– Thank you to Lisa (via expectdelaysca)
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WatchDavid Lynch makes Coffee.
January 2012
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“It’s the taxpayers. The taxpayers want…I was elected on subways, they want...”
– Shit Rob Ford Says
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I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY...
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#1 The Party Game →
I’m not sure if I should be disappointed that I’ve never had this type of conversation with a relative or relieved…
Me: But that’s what I…um, so you said you found a game?
Dad: One I created a few years ago. It would be huge now.
Me: What kind of game is it?
Dad: I think it would be perfect for orgies.
Pause.
Me: I’m sorry. What?
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I am currently at Wrongbar for a Com Truise concert. I’m pretty sure we have just seen the entire American Apparel catalog writhing around in here
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emadness asked: New music on the dropbox,...
nhaler:
#winning
edit: lol wtf is all this shit?
I decided to go full hipster and buy albums from bands that I had never heard of. Most of it came from here
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“You can’t service all of humanity if you allow the needs of politics to triumph...”
– Forbes on Twitter’s new policy updates
nhaler asked: NEED MOAR SUGGESTIONS (leave in a reply or answer to the post, or reblog; i need starting-points!)
nhaler asked: lol not an actual bunny costume. It's a quote from Donnie Darko, which she was recited to me about 14x to drive me crazy.
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mno-bimaadiziwin asked: Why do you wear that...
nhaler:
Omfg i’m going to kill ypu
You have a bunny suit? We must capitalize on this next time you’re in Toronto. We’ll make a superhero. Call it… Philosobunny
“Kega no koumyou”
– A blessing in disguise
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What Apollo 11 Astronauts Did Right Before Neil...
Aldrin: You've got a good picture, huh?
Houston: There's a great deal of contrast in it, and currently, it's upside-down on our monitor, but we can make out a fair amount of detail.
Aldrin: Will you verify the position - the opening I ought to have on the camera?
Houston: Stand by.
[Armstrong begins to descend.]
Houston: We can see you coming down the ladder now.
Armstrong: Okay, I just checked getting back up to that first step, Buzz. It's -- not even collapsed too far, but it's adequate to get back up... It takes a pretty good little jump.
Houston: Buzz, this is Houston. F/2 - 1/160th second for shadow photography on the sequence camera.
Aldrin: Okay.
Armstrong: I'm at the foot of the ladder. The [Lunar Module] footpads are only depressed in the surface about 1 or 2 inches, although the surface appears to be very fine grained as you get close to it. It's almost like a powder. Down there, it's very fine. I'm going to step off the [Lunar Module] now. THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND.
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WatchBhi Bhiman singing some blues/folk
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WatchThis is what happens if you get Air to make a soundtrack for a restored, color version of George Méliès’ 1902 film, Le Voyage dans la Lune (A Trip to the Moon)
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