A few weeks back, someone described an ER incident where a motorcycle accident victim’s skull broke in half in the helmet and there was a gross shlup sound when it was removed and the skull separated and exposed the brain.
After that very detailed description, I changed my mind about ever wanting a motorcycle.
I’ve changed my mind again.
Who needs mountains? Let’s just flatten them!
Although, the landscape is quite pretty (except where they’re flattening entire mountains to build more hotels)