Just saw a new TTC train drive by marked ‘out of service’. I’ve got Chinese knock-off electronics that lasted longer
Source: expectdelays.ca
Watch this washing machine destroy itself. Around 2 minutes in, it starts to resemble a Picasso with some hints of Dali. The knob on the right comes alive, giving the appearance of an eye with the front panel taking the role of this creature’s flailing arms. Around 3 minutes in, it’s quite clear that the machine has witnessed the Singularity
David Lynch makes Coffee.
It’s the taxpayers. The taxpayers want…I was elected on subways, they want subways, I was out on Saturday, people want subways. That’s it.
I FOUND ICE CUBES ‘GOOD DAY’
CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:
Nov 11 1988 114-103
Nov 30 1988 110-106
Apr 4 1989 115-97
Apr 23 1989 121-117
Jan 17 1990 100-90
Feb 28 1990 112-107
Mar 25 1990 116-94
Apr 17 1990 102-101
Jan 18 1991 105-96
Mar 24 1991 113-96
Apr 21 1991 103-100
Jan 20 1992 116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
Nov 30 1988
Apr 4 1989
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 5:
“Got a beep from Kim, and
she can fuck all night”
beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:
Jan 18 1991
Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
JANUARY 20 1992
National Good Day Day-Donovan
Source: murkavenue
#1 The Party Game
I’m not sure if I should be disappointed that I’ve never had this type of conversation with a relative or relieved…
Me: But that’s what I…um, so you said you found a game?
Dad: One I created a few years ago. It would be huge now.
Me: What kind of game is it?
Dad: I think it would be perfect for orgies.
Pause.
Me: I’m sorry. What?
Penis power…
Note: Audio is nsfw
I am currently at Wrongbar for a Com Truise concert. I’m pretty sure we have just seen the entire American Apparel catalog writhing around in here
My first cooking fail. Well. Not really. Too much carrot and way too much tomato sauce. Also need to make the stew thicker. It’s too soup-like right now.
Maybe I should add sour cream?
